The Participants

Derek might as well not wear shoes when he plays, cause he damn near swings out of them every tee shot.  Has the ability to go low if he keeps it in the short grass with his length, but if it starts going sideways watch out.

Keep the driver in the bag, JC bangs his 3-wood straighter and farther  than most hit it from the red tees.  His issue is when he's scrambling around the greens, cause you can't hit a wedge when you left it by a tree three holes ago.  

Can hit the occasional banger off the tee with his patented leg sweep follow through, Scottie it the quiet assassin.  If you don't pay attention he'll start draining birdies on you as he smokes it down the fairway as he's puffing away on his vape pen.  

A new addition to the golf trip, not because he's never been invited but because he always has some "excuse" why he can't go.  He's damn consistent when he's on the course, unless you get 3 beers in him then it's all over.  

His other name is "giggles" because he's typically laughing about some nonsense happening in his group.  Can smoke the ball off the tee and fairway, but spending $800 was the best thing he ever did for his game, because his putting was dog $&#@.

There isn't a tough spot on the course he can't get out of, the problem is that he shouldn't be in that sort of trouble in the first place.  A wizard around the greens and with a putter, which makes up for the sporadic iron play.  

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Our elder statesman, he's a silent assassin.  He acts calm cool and quiet, up until he starts throwing the verbal haymakers at you.  Kesel gets most of it, which is typically well deserved.  Just be careful riding across the Wright Memorial Bridge with him, he'll be white knuckling it the whole time.

Buoy, Getaway Sticks, Dumbass, the nicknames are endless.  And so is Kesel's supply of fun he brings to each trip.  You never quite know what you're going to get, and Steve will forever remember the gift he got from Kesel on his first trip, and thanks to photographs we all will too.

....."Abraham Lincoln..."  We wish we know what he was talking about, but there comes a point and time on every trip where Jeremy begins speaking in tongues, so we just sit back and try to translate.  He's more fun then his brother, and more likely to throw a club as well.  

The gentle giant, Steve is a favorite of the trip goers.  The gallery goes wild when he hits a great shot, and you won't find a bigger fan club then his daily foursome.  Get that man a beer and let him roll.  

Perhaps made the greatest contribution to any trip.  Ricky coined the phrase "get-away sticks" in reference to Kesel's scrawny bird legs, and it's forever stuck with him.  Every round is an adventure with Ricky, and I hope you brought cash cause there's be some gambling.